I’m not sure what it is – could be hand positioning, accidentally catching controls, sensitivity or, but hardly likely, incompetence…or a combination – but quite frequently recently, every time I start firing off a load of phone snaps, I suddenly notice that I am in pano, time-lapse or some other setting and end up with some weird photos.

And a still or a video of my feet. Could be the phone, of course, he said hopefully.

Anyway, a shopping centre in Totalan was displaying Marvel and other film figures, and so off I went, ostensibly to see Iron Man. I was hoping it was for sale, but alas not. I took loads of phone snaps – not particularly good – and didn’t look at them till I got home.

This is how my Iron Man came out!

Thank goodness someone else managed to get the (correct) pic!!